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HELP WANTED – Nipple Attendent
As I reach what feels like my 15th month of gestation I feel decidedly more sorry for elephants. Those poor cows (not derogatory, they actually are actually cows) carry a baby elephant for 24 long...
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Waving A Rubber Chicken At The World.
I’ve been feeling decidedly un-funny lately. I love busting out a witty, quippy blog, but lately, I’ve not had a lot of meat on my funny bone. I’m not sure, exactly, where my mirth went. If funny is...
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10 Hipster Words You Need To Be Cool
Due to the simple fact that I’m a fairly uncool, almost middle aged person, I realised I needed to get a little jiggy with my hipster speak. Sadly, I think jiggy went out in early 2000 when the Fresh...
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Do you want a piece of me? Holsbys birthday video.
Some of you may know that I used to be an actress. Now, all of you can see why I gave it up. You may also note, I have not given up being a total idiot. Somethings will never change. I mean it from the...
View ArticleThe dangers of exercise – A cautionary tale.
I joined the gym this week because I’m determined to bring sexy back to suburbia. I’m strong and sturdy… The post The dangers of exercise – A cautionary tale. appeared first on Keeping Up With the...
View ArticleThe users guide to dating a MILF
Becoming a single mother is one of the most stressful things a woman will ever go through. Things to… The post The users guide to dating a MILF appeared first on Keeping Up With the Holsbys.
View ArticleThe ladies guide to peeing in public.
Death, taxes and wee wee. All unavoidable, and just as death and taxes can hit you at inopportune moments,… The post The ladies guide to peeing in public. appeared first on Keeping Up With the Holsbys.
View Article6 Things No One Warned Me About When Grocery Shopping With Children
I went grocery shopping on my own for the first time in a long time recently. Casually going up… The post 6 Things No One Warned Me About When Grocery Shopping With Children appeared first on Keeping...
View Article10 Reasons Why Cats Are Better Than Husbands
Poor Mister Fluffy Pants has been low on the food chain here for a while but whilst big spooning… The post 10 Reasons Why Cats Are Better Than Husbands appeared first on Keeping Up With the Holsbys.
View ArticleConfessions of a swamp pitted lady
Horses sweat, men perspire and ladies glow, right? Summer is the time I notice I’m a smidge less glow… The post Confessions of a swamp pitted lady appeared first on Keeping Up With the Holsbys.
View ArticleMy Chinese tattoo fail
I was at an appointment with a Chinese practitioner recently and he noticed the Chinese symbol I have tattooed… The post My Chinese tattoo fail appeared first on Keeping Up With the Holsbys.
View ArticleThe social media fascination of pimple popping
I can’t explain the fascination with squeezing monstrous pus-filled cankers and filming it for the entire world to see. What… The post The social media fascination of pimple popping appeared first on...
View ArticleAn obituary for the dearly departed
It is with great sorrow that the Holsbys announce the passing of their beloved dishwasher. It was only when… The post An obituary for the dearly departed appeared first on Keeping Up With the Holsbys.
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